I declare war aginst you introduder fly! THEE SHALL PERISH
Nah man…this is how you declare war against flies
OMG WHAT IS THAT TECHNOLOGICAL GIZMO THAT I SUDDENLY NEED IN MY LIFE????
Wait wherES NUMBER 3??
WHERE ARE YOU THAT YOU HEARD THREE GUNSHOTS IN THE PAST TWO HOURS?!?!?! And how did you know for sure?
I should really start using that trick and find out. I feel like people in this country just shoot their guns cause they have them, because I hear the sounds quite often, but not of any murders around here.
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
Clearly you haven’t visited my grandmother’s street
Minnesota’s CWHL bid has wide reaching support which includes the NHL’s Minnesota Wild franchise.
i will always find a way out
Kid in my lit class
I want this tattooed on my forehead.
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.