darrylheartzhenya:

darrylheartzhenya:

pricepricebaby:

darrylheartzhenya:

I declare war aginst you introduder fly! THEE SHALL PERISH

Nah man…this is how you declare war against flies


OMG WHAT IS THAT TECHNOLOGICAL GIZMO THAT I SUDDENLY NEED IN MY LIFE????

Wait wherES NUMBER 3??

darrylheartzhenya:

darrylheartzhenya:

pricepricebaby:

darrylheartzhenya:

I declare war aginst you introduder fly! THEE SHALL PERISH

Nah man…this is how you declare war against flies

OMG WHAT IS THAT TECHNOLOGICAL GIZMO THAT I SUDDENLY NEED IN MY LIFE????

Wait wherES NUMBER 3??

#omg
Yes, it is actually true, I've had to determine fireworks and gunshots about 4 times in the last 2 hours. One was fireworks three were gunshots
Anonymous

WHERE ARE YOU THAT YOU HEARD THREE GUNSHOTS IN THE PAST TWO HOURS?!?!?! And how did you know for sure?

I should really start using that trick and find out. I feel like people in this country just shoot their guns cause they have them, because I hear the sounds quite often, but not of any murders around here.

melmassacre:

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Clearly you haven’t visited my grandmother’s street

nebulia13:

THIS FALL

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."

Kid in my lit class

 

(via swoony)

  • baby: i- i-i-i- i-
  • mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
  • baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
patrickandthestumps:

I want this tattooed on my forehead.

patrickandthestumps:

I want this tattooed on my forehead.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

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