If you are pregnant or are an expecting father, if approached by Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, be cautious. His name may make him sound like a British Duke, but he is not. Run away quickly, because he will try to coax you into naming your child something such as Señior Harlem Chowder Louise IV. Do not listen to him. Flee the area.
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
tigers jaw // never saw it coming
i can’t stop making these memes help
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